Look this is very important
And as I’ve said many times
Economical with the truth?
I’ve got driving fines?
Ah ken, that’s whaye am askin yi
Yir lies stick tae yi lik glue
The patsies hiv aa bin cote
So whar dae yi stae noo?
Wiz it you that claimed tae get yir moat cleaned?
And yir wee hoose fur the ducks?
Pits yir inheritance money abroad?
And avoids peyin aa yir tax?
Hauf peyed an illegal immigrant as yir cleaner?
And wiz greedy tae the max?
I think my first house is now my third
And my second is now my first
Give me that to drink
I’ve got a terrible thirst
You’ll need to ask my secretary
That’ll be my son, daughter or wife
I don’t like your attitude
Waging wars in the name of you people has been my life.